Bongkar08: January 2011

Monday, January 31, 2011

Round 3: Julie Bowen v Keira Knightley

For round three, the North Eastern Conference presents a unique pairing: our first 40+ actress and the reason every guy wishes girls still wore corsets -- or whatever it was that pushed up Knightley's oh so fine breasts. The dresses are just much classier than push-up bras.

Julie Bowen is famous for her work in Modern Family (possibly the best sitcom on TV, right now) and Boston Legal (possibly the best legal drama on TV, ever). Unlike some of the other actresses on the bracket, she is not a sex symbol. Rather a more beautiful representation of a modern working woman. That is not to say she isn't hot, but she seems more like a fantasy wife than a fantasy one night stand. If any of us landed a wife like her, let me be the first to say, congratulations.

Keira Knightley is a sex symbol, but she doesn't always act like one. Rather than having only her breasts to show off on screen *cough* Megan Fox *cough*, Knightley has some decent acting chops, being the first Academy Award nominee to come up on our list. At only 25, Knightley is almost half the age of Bowen (40). Will this give her an advantage, or will the sexiness of Bowen's modern woman come out on top? Vote below.

Results from Round 1:

Round 1 advanced Hayden Panettiere to the quarter-finals in the North Eastern Conference, where she will face Zoey Deschanel. Hayden received an overwhelming seventy percent of the vote, while Watson won an even more astounding eighty percent of the acting votes. Unfortunately for Watson, those votes counted only in case of a tie.

Zoey Deschanel received a bye in the first round. Will that be her only win? Or will Hayden be able to overcome the first seed? Current brackets suggest that it won't matter as both will be doomed if they go against Alba in the North Eastern conference finals, as Alba has the most brackets favoring her.

See Bracket Scores!

Jennifer Love Hewitt v Jessica Alba

Game two is upon us (or game three according to the bracket). Here two superstars face each other in what is sure to be a heated debate. On side one we have the lovely Jennifer Love Hewitt. Known best for her role in the supernatural drama ~~Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties~~ Ghost Whisperer, Hewitt dazzled audiences with her bodacious breasts and sizzling smile.

Unfortunately for her, she's up against bracket-prediction favorite Jessica Alba. There's good reason Alba is a favorite to win it too: she's incredibly hot. Oddly, while googling (that sounds really dirty) Alba for her picture, "Jessica Alba hair" was the second recommendation after just "Jessica Alba."

I turned off SafeSearch to see what would turn up then, and not only did I get "Jessica Alba Hair," but I also got "Jessica Alba short hair." Now she definitely has the sexy golden brown hair, but really guys? She also has a rack to die for, not to mention her sexy Latina body.

But I guess the Jessica Alba crowd is in it to win it with those luscious locks. Now even though I've used a lot of alliteration, it's time to vote between Hewitt and Alba. Hopefully the link works below if not. You can stare at the pictures as we try to fix the problems.

PS: For those of you who were wondering "Jennifer Love Hewitt hot" was listed one spot before "Jennifer Love Hewitt hair" on both Moderate SafeSearch and no SafeSearch.

The moron strikes back

Once again, I have received a comment from a critic of President Obama.

How's that Obama thing working out for you?

I won't pretend that every single thing he's done has been a winner with me, but...pretty good, actually.

BTW, the link in the poster's screenname leads to nothing. But searching that name suggests they are Rick Fader, an Ohio resident of Hungarian descent who fancies himself good with tools, and a graduate of Wayne High School in Huber Heights, OH (Class of 1988). God, I love what the internet has done to would-be anonymous cowards.

Anyway, as happens too frequently to be merely coincidence with these kinds of comments, he seems not to have cared that the post he's commenting upon is over two years old. I guess that he couldn't slow down long enough to notice that in his hurry to call me a

Moron.

This is ridiculous, of course. If I were a moron, I'd be running NBC (and/or MSNBC).

To get back to this timely comment: He responds to my querying of the qualifications and experience of Sarah Palin and Dan Quayle by first using a snark term apparently favored by "birthers," then adds:

I mean at least [Obama] had experience as a COMMUNITY ORGANIZER....Hahahaha What a JOKE.

Well, first of all, the American people chose President Obama. They must've thought he was experienced enough for them. John McCain and George H. W. Bush chose Palin and Quayle, respectively...and the American people made them pay for it to greater and lesser degrees.

But also, say what you will about Obama, and I've said some good and bad...but it's hard to deny he's smart. I mean, he's not an idiot. You can't say that about the other two.

Please don't hesitate to write if you have any other questions or witty observations.

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