Monday, January 31, 2011

Round 3: Julie Bowen v Keira Knightley

For round three, the North Eastern Conference presents a unique pairing: our first 40+ actress and the reason every guy wishes girls still wore corsets -- or whatever it was that pushed up Knightley's oh so fine breasts.  The dresses are just much classier than push-up bras.




Julie Bowen is famous for her work in Modern Family (possibly the best sitcom on TV, right now) and Boston Legal (possibly the best legal drama on TV, ever).  Unlike some of the other actresses on the bracket, she is not a sex symbol.  Rather a more beautiful representation of a modern working woman.  That is not to say she isn't hot, but she seems more like a fantasy wife than a fantasy one night stand.  If any of us landed a wife like her, let me be the first to say, congratulations.


Keira Knightley is a sex symbol, but she doesn't always act like one.  Rather than having only her breasts to show off on screen *cough* Megan Fox *cough*, Knightley has some decent acting chops, being the first Academy Award nominee to come up on our list.  At only 25, Knightley is almost half the age of Bowen (40).  Will this give her an advantage, or will the sexiness of Bowen's modern woman come out on top?  Vote below.


Results from Round 1:
Round 1 advanced Hayden Panettiere to the quarter-finals in the North Eastern Conference, where she will face Zoey Deschanel.  Hayden received an overwhelming seventy percent of the vote, while Watson won an even more astounding eighty percent of the acting votes.  Unfortunately for Watson, those votes counted only in case of a tie.

Zoey Deschanel received a bye in the first round.  Will that be her only win? Or will Hayden be able to overcome the first seed?  Current brackets suggest that it won't matter as both will be doomed if they go against Alba in the North Eastern conference finals, as Alba has the most brackets favoring her.








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