Who are we to say he couldn't really attract hotties if he didn't have a TV show with his name in the title?
But ok, so maybe this isn't that funny.
God, did you make it through all 127 hours of the Oscars telecast? Did anyone find James Franco’s personality? Or, better yet, could he have just shared whatever he was smoking with all of us. That way it would have been a much more enjoyable experience for all parties involved. Though, despite the show falling in its desperate attempt to be young and breaking its hipness, there were still some quality Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals moments. I mean, the show’s one conscious host Anne Hathaway herself called it “a great year for lesbians.”
Busy was Michele’s date for the Oscars, and they even arrived holding hands. Someone needs to give them a portmanteau tout de suite.
I can’t tell if I’m more excited by the SGALGGy hug or the arm porn. Probably both.
I will pay good money to whoever has the next photo in this sequence. Kiss her you fool!
Marisa looks like she’s about to jump into Melissa’s arms. And then, in my head, they do the dramatic lift from “Dirty Dancing.”
While the Bieber kid looks more lesbian, Selena and Taylor make a cuter couple.
The best thing about this picture is how badly Judd Apatow wants to make this a foursome and how defiantly the ladies are keeping it a threesome.
What I would not give to hear a “Take Me or Leave Me” duet between those two.
I’m assuming Reese just said something absolutely filthy about what she was going to do with that finger and Elizabeth approves.
If only Anne had hosted with herself and her tuxedoed self, instead of James Franco. It would have been so much more entertaining, and hot.
I particularly love how they both look like they’ve been caught in the act. Busted, Achele, busted.
Out lesbian sound mixer Lora Hirschberg won for Inception and got a smooch on her way to the stage.




























