Round 11: Kristen Bell v Olivia Wilde

This round we have two attractive ladies who we will decide between to find which one is more attractive. The first one is Kristen Bell. Ms. Bell has been a prolific actress in her thirty years of life. From Polish Wedding to Dance of the Miriltons (upcoming), no fewer than forty-five titles show up on her IMDb page. And why not? She ought to be in pictures. She's wonderful to see.



At any rate, Bell is perhaps best known for her turn in Veronica Mars, which is a show I have heard of but is not a show that I have seen. The publicity stills I found for that show online do not seem to do her justice: she has a wonderful (if somewhat angular in un-retouched photos) face, -- and I don't say this about many people at all -- remarkable hair. Bombshell material, I think, and five out of nine brackets agree.



Ah, but you say: "Five out of nine is not a decisive majority." Indeed, this looks to be a hard-fought vote, with two of the four who expect Olivia Wilde, Ms. Bell's opponent, to triumph seeing her through to victory. This is probably the first make-or-break round of the tournament.

Ms. Wilde, four years Bell's junior, is somewhat less ambitious -- twenty-six titles to her credit on IMDb. Notable among them is House, M.D., where she plays Thirteen, a piece of shit useless character they make do things to attract the thirteen-year-old boy demographic. This can only be seen as a bonus in a contest about hotness, though -- seriously, they had a scene in House where she was having sex WITH ANOTHER WOMAN OH MY GOODNESS. Wilde is, obviously, extremely attractive, although she has questionable hairstyles and takes the occasional bad picture. Still, though, it is not at all difficult to comprehend how someone could predict her to be champion. When it comes down to it, man... she's just hot.