Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Round 4: Megan Fox v Nicole Kidman

Having come from the relatively one-sided North Eastern Conference, it's time to move to the arguably far more competitive Western Bracket.  Most notably the West Central Conference.  Hosting big name heart throbs like Mila Kunis, Laura Vandervoort and Megan Fox, this conference features every actress in its finals, the only Conference besides the South Eastern.  Does this mean that the West Central Conference is just weak (no one from the West is predicted to win the entire tournament) or does it mean the conference is stacked and all of the actresses are just too hot for their own good?  That's for us to decide.


To start it off for this conference we have Megan Fox.  Men drool over Fox like no other.  Why? Probably because she's really hot.  Men tend to hype her up to being God's greatest gift to this planet.  However, Fox is a butherface. While this doesn't bother some men, as most might just look away or close their eyes, others might be so offended that they refuse to have make passionate, steamy, Transformer love to her.  Take Fox's ex-boyfriend who she supposedly broke up with because she wanted him to "lay his sword to bed" and plow her far more than he could handle.  This could easily be a rumor, but my unreliable gossip sources told me it's true, plus it makes a great story.  A far better one than Transformers 2.
Nicole Kidman, our second 40+ hotty, has a tough challenge ahead of her in Fox.  Having acted for almost 30 years, Kidman is our second Academy Award nominee and first winner for her role in The Hours.  Unlike Fox, Kidman can tell a good script from bad and in some cases make a bad script bearable. That being said, she can't tell apart the crazy men from the normal, having married both Tom Cruise and Keith Urban *shudder.* Also, she doesn't feature the awe inspiring breasts, ass or body of Fox.  Will Kidman's non-slutty persona and Australian heritage allow her to take this one from Fox, or will man's lust for near-perfect faceless body overcome Kidman's much prettier face? Vote below!


Results from Round 2:
Bracket favorite, Jessica Alba, takes an easy win over Jennifer Love Hewitt.  Receiving an impressive 73% of the vote (8/11), Alba may live up to all the hype this tournament has given her.  Averaging a hotness score of 8.64, Alba scored a whole 1.1 points higher than Hewitt's 7.5.  So far, Alba's score is the highest.  Granted, Hewitt's is both second and last.  Taking out the outliers boosts Hewitt's score up to an even 8 and Alba's a 9.5.  Both actresses received at least one perfect 10, with Alba receiving a new record of 3.

Alba will now go on to face either Julie Bowen or Keira Knightley in the conference semi-finals.  Right now Knightley is the likely the winner, however, there is still time to vote and this is a close match.  Depending on future votes, we may see a come from behind win for Bowen.  Alba has the most brackets favoring her to win, and the brackets predict Alba beating Knightley and Bowen in the semi's.  However, the brackets are split on whether Alba makes it past the Conference Series against the East Central Conference.  Those that have her winning have her going all the way.  
       (Score/Hewitt/Alba) (1 0 0) (2 1 0) (3 0 0) (4 0 0) (5 0 1) (6 2 0) (7 1 0) (8 3 3) (9 3 4) (10 1 3)  






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