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  • kak1978
    10-23 10:03 PM
    My mother-in-law had a two way ticket but she was not carrying the e-ticket paper for return ticket, and for that they made her wait 2 hours to verify with the airline that she had a return ticket. So it is VERY Important to have a return ticket, if the visa status is B2 visitor.





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  • wandmaker
    09-10 03:09 PM
    hello every1,

    I was wondering how many of you are here who had applied their labor with MS + 0 years of experience..

    Could you please shed some light on your profile and current standing in GC process ??

    Thank youu....

    AFAIK, everyone is standing in the queue waiting for the turn. If you have a specific question, please do write instead of collecting statistics





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  • Anders �stberg
    July 15th, 2004, 01:18 PM
    Have to relate this annoying story... I went back again after some food and rest to see if I could get more pictures of the swallows, in evening light. Amazingly they were still in the same location, but had now moved to an even better branch. I carefully inched my way over and end up in a perfect spot, less than 4 meters from the birds.

    I only have time for four or five pictures when, in from stage left, enters Mr. Inconsiderate Moron No.1, looking quite the outdoors man in khaki uniform and hat, walking his black labrador on a leash. He enters the small field quite a bit away from me, but as he sees me he smartly turns and walks towards me. "Hey, what a lens, what are you photographing?". He then bends down and releases his dog who is probably supposed to run on the field. Of course he sets off barking and growling right at me, and the birds take off in all directions. That's the end of the day's photo opportunities, and I'm so pissed off I'm not even talking to the guy, he stands there looking at me and I just shake my head, gather my stuff up and leave. Arrrggghhhh!

    This is the best of the second batch, I can't but wonder what could have been possible if I had had time to dial everything in...

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  • lskreddy
    06-10 07:56 PM
    Well, at least someone will benefit out of this.

    I hope this is a precursor to something more broader..



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  • GCard_Dream
    09-15 05:39 PM
    No one knows and that is why I said at this time of election period, it is better for them to maintain status quo than favoring legal immigrants.


    You are exactly right and that's what house is doing, keeping the status quo. As close to losing the house as repubs are, they don't want to take any chances by upsetting either pro or anti immigration group and are just keeping the status quo for the most part. They have certainly pissed off the illegal folks but I am not sure how that impacts them on Nov 7th.

    On the flip side, however, repubs might have pissed off both pro and anti immigration group by not doing anything at all about the illegal immigration. It just depends on how much people care about immigration issue and if that translates in to votes in November. They might be perceived as a do-nothing party. It is such a dividing issue for both repubs and dems that it will probably be a while before it is settled. We shall wait for that to happen. ;)





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  • Sheila Danzig
    11-28 12:33 PM
    Guys,

    I want to know what are the chances of getting I-140 approve if we file a new petition and current I-140 appeal process is pending with USCIS. My I-140 was denied on education basis. In denial notice USCIS wrote that we did not prove that my 3+3 (Diploma + Engg degree from India) degree is not equivalent to B.S in Computer science from Labor certification.

    Guys please share your experience with me since its important for me to get I-140 approve for future growth.

    Thanks

    If the Eng degree is a 4 year program where you were granted advanced standing for the 3 year diploma you should be approved if it is properly handled by the attorney and the evaluation agency.



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  • akgind
    04-21 06:18 PM
    Well California is not same....they took 4 months to renew my lisence....and its purely based on the expiry of the H1B I-94 :mad:

    I renewed my CA license last year. Gave them my expiring license, SS card, and proof of residence. Got new DL valid till 2011. I am on H-1 with a valid EAD.





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  • ushkand
    09-15 10:27 PM
    For the main applicant (me) under
    Section: Adjustment as direct beneficiary of immigrnt petition

    For spouse
    Section: Derivtive Adjustment

    Maybe you need to call an attorney and eventuallu USCIS to get this corrected.



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  • prem_goel
    01-13 06:56 PM
    I have the following visa stampings F1(1998 Chennai), H1B(2002 Chennai), F1(2006 Matamaros) and am currently on H1B (not the 2002 company). Am I eligible for stamping in one of the border posts?

    thanks
    arun

    yes i think so since you have one previous h1b stamping from home country. BUT, you should always check the consulate website for latest rules and info.





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  • amsgc
    04-22 07:47 PM
    Is there a document, from the DOL or USCIS, that explains what is a Metropolitan statistical area within which a labor is valid?

    I asked one of the attorney's on IV forum in a chat session and she said it is generally the county. Anybody here who can throw more light on this and provide some DOL/USCIS links to references?

    Thanks.



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  • go_guy123
    02-02 11:13 AM
    dude, I believe the above proposed law is tailored beautifully for illegal immigrants. It mentions about continuous presence but no word on 'legal' continuous presence! Also seems like the 'criminal offense' in US doesnt take into account the very first one, the act of entering illegally!

    No way this amnesty would pass. This will end up in the ash heap of unpassed bills.





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  • petersebastian
    03-31 05:49 PM
    Your 180 days start from the day your I-94 expired. And yes, 2 weeks or 4 weeks over stay will make a difference. Next time when you enter the country or at the Visa office they might ask you the reason.

    You did nit clarify if your partner is a US citizen, PR or visa holder. That might help in giving you some additional advise.

    He's American. I am aware that they will ask about that but I just want to make it clear that I'm facing a 3 year ban after overstaying the 180 days after my I94 expiration date (so the end of July in my case).



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  • satyasaich
    05-01 09:54 PM
    nviren

    Any person who can understand the dynamics of US career will never question about tour india trip, as long as
    1. you have a valid job with clean record of say, most recent W2, recent pay stubs etc;
    2.appropriate supporting documentation from the employer

    Also, the usually we get around 3 weeks, sometimes up to 4 weeks of vacation(if lucky) time to go india.that it self speaks everything.
    on a personal note, i should go to chennai based on my birthplace, which is AP, but instead i've opted New Delhi as my choice because i got the interview date that suites to my itenarary. no questions asked at the consulate, but remember you have to carry all the needed documentation

    Bkarnik,

    I was also surprised to see appt available in May at Mumbai for regular (non-emergency). Only for the moment though. After May, the earlist available was in first week of Oct 06. You get to know that only when you actually want to make an appt.

    ujjvalkoul, satyasaich,

    About the emergency appt for returning H1, I am bit confused. Won't they ask: "Ok, so you are returning H1. So what was an emergency that you needed to travel and needs visa for?" if you have no business emergency?

    Has anybody here, a returning H1B, actually got a stamp through emergency appt by just saying that he is returning H1B and without showing any proof of a need of an emergency travel?





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  • cbpds
    09-01 07:10 PM
    Its not the question of opening borders, its more about how we sons and daughters treat our parents and cater to them after we go back home from work.

    All they want is a friendly and meaningful conversation and respect once a day.

    It is time USA opens its borders to allow more people from good cultures like India to come and settle here. Americans can learn family values from Indians. If America restricts immigrants it will turn into a country of bigoted, nepotistic creeps who will export their ugly culture of disowning their own parents to our shores and around the world. Programmers have long enjoyed high inflated salaries that are unreasonable. These salaries now need to come down and be competitive globally. Time for a 'change' in immigration and congress to open its arms to immigrants who made this country so great. It is time to make Kennedy's dream a reality. Indians who settle here need to have loyalty to their culture and should not become Americanized. Take the good things from this culture and not lose your own good cultural values that made India the best country in the world until the gora British came and ruined it.



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  • newyorker123
    09-02 08:03 AM
    lj_rr,

    you dont need any special form to make FOIA request to DOL.

    "The Department of Labor does not require a special form in order to make a FOIA request. Requests must be in writing, either handwritten or typed. Requests may be submitted by fax, courier services, mail, or to foiarequest@dol.gov. Although, as discussed immediately below, certain information may be required from a requester. "

    U.S. Department of Labor -- Freedom of Information Act Guide (http://www.dol.gov/dol/foia/guide6.htm#how)


    I wanted both Approval notice and Application(ETA-750), please tell me how to make this request?





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  • kaisersose
    10-12 10:29 AM
    You should also consider the GC factor. If your L employer is willing to sponsor a GC, then that is terrific.

    You can come into the US in Jan 2008 on L-1A, apply for your 140/485 in Feb 2008 (labor is not required for EB1 and the PDs are current) and you should have your GC by Jan 2009.

    On the other hand, if you come here on a H visa, you may not have a GC even during 2019!

    Weigh your options and plan accordingly.





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  • yabadaba
    08-20 03:43 PM
    I am glad they have started enforcing this. This will let them work on the cases rather than answer the calls.
    once and for all.. the adjudicators dont answer calls. its just cust service people...who are contractors. so if u dont call them.. all they will be doing is sitting around doing nothing.





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  • GCard_Dream
    06-18 06:32 PM
    I agree. It is in best interest of all EB immigrants to stick together. That's all I wanted to say.


    Letus focus on, What is in CIR for legal immigration ?





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    07-28 04:18 PM
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    shree772000
    08-13 10:53 AM
    Once you are on AOS status you do not need H4. If you have renewed it that's fine it does not matter.
    My wife came to us in 2004 and she got her EAD/AP in 2007 and I did not apply H4 for her ever since. We have have gone out of country and come back in on AP.



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